My Ex-girlfriend, with whom I spent most of the last year recently got engaged to her new live-in boyfriend (whom she has known for about 4 months). I know this because she sent me a picture of him asking. In an e-mail. With no message. Just a picture. How many ways can you count that this was an amazingly childish, crass, cruel, thoughtless, gauche, self-centered bitchy, rude . . . . Anyway, you probably understand my point by now. -- WTF, X boyfriend
Why is it that fat parents always have fat kids? After the pain of having grown up fat and having been teased in school, being called names, huffing and puffing everytime they have to walk more than two steps . . . you'd think that a person would Learn! If you grow up miserable and unhealthy because you are fat, then you turn around and raise your kids to be the same, isn't that kind of like child abuse? Fat kids should be illegal! -- Ex Fat Kid
Litter Bugs! Litter bugs are what piss me off. It doesn't’t take that much more energy to walk your lazy butts over to a waste disposal container and throw away your trash. Plus, you could actually use the exercise! So to all of you litter bugs out there, Get off your fat, lazy butts and protect our earth! -- Tree Huggin’ Hippy
People who spit their gum on the ground rather than properly disposing it in the trash-can really piss me off! I always make a special effort to throw my ABC gum in the trash-can, so that nobody steps in it. I do not understand it though, because I am always stepping in gum and ruining my shoes. Why can’t people be more considerate of one another and toss their chewed gum in the trash? -- Sticky shoes
Why is it whenever I have to go see my advisor I leave more confused then when I went in? I wish that my advisor could give me some advice that I can’t get out of the university catalog. -- Seeking Guidance
I don’t like the Bible-belt. It pisses me off when complete strangers come up to me and ask if I have accepted Jesus as my Savior. Do you people think the rest of us have the time to sit there and listen to you preach and wonder how we can get away from you without hurting your feelings or offending Our Savior. If we wanted to be preached to and told about right and wrong and how Jesus suffered for our sins we would go to church. Muslims don’t chase me down the hallway asking if I believe in Allah, or Pagans asking me if I have accepted the earth as my provider, or Buddhists chasing me down trying to get me to meditate. Maybe you people should post signs for meetings so that the people who actually want to hear that stuff can come to you instead of you chasing the rest of us down and making us feel bad for making up stories to leave or agree just for the hell of it. -- Saved without your preaching
